nothing makes me laugh than boys on the internet getting brave 😭 what u gonna do, stack me 💀

basmati rice is god tier but like jasmine rice is really slapping lately

hate a person who acts so hard online but you know they’re an absolute melt irl

can people not cause drama in society lounge during the last Arsenal game until April abeg, I’m trying to enjoy my life

If I speak, I am in big trouble.

ADHD moment of looking for my AirPods in my cup holder and then hitting a curb w my car and now I’m mad that my car has a little scratch on the wheels...

can’t stop saying teehee every time I see my white socks under my suit pants

if we’re 18+ verified, can you turn your dumb shadowban algorithm off bc I use profanity pls, in fact delete the whole shadowban AI, it’s broken @High...

micro aggressions from people with three brain cells

pot callin t’kettle black

can hr stop shadowbanning everything

when you start a beef room, attack my wife, create a whole drama and try to turn the app upside down because a noob dared to say hello and accidentall...

top ten worst moments: walking into the kitchen to see your leftovers from last night still out 💔

The last few weeks of observation on here made me realise how ableist people are and how fake they are to people with disabilities, every time I think...

TOCA TOCA TOCAAAAA

my messages are just a game of Chinese whispers because I say a, b and c and then suddenly it’s ’Javius said x, y and z’ 😭